We are a very experienced collective of speech writers who have been writing professionally for many years. We have written everything from best man speeches to TED talks, and we’d love to help you.

Making a speech sound like somebody you don’t know might sound impossible, but thanks to lots of experience we know precisely how to do this. The way you answer your questions, the words you use all help us to build a picture of you. Where you live, your job, hobbies etc. all dictate your social and cultural references and therefore what words and phrases you would use. In other words, we know how to pick out all the pieces to make it sound like you.

The AI has learnt not to use dodgy wedding gags, or cliched one liners. It looks at all your answers and works out how to generate original comedy from those.

Not from us they won’t! This is a completely discreet service, so nobody wil find out. We won’t contact you after the event and we don’t use your email address for marketing purposes.

There is a one off fee of £99. This is payable at the end of your questionnaire, before your speech is sent across. You are fully protected by the online purchasing guarantees from your card providers and the padlock in your browser denotes a secure website.

You can complete the answers in your own time, saving and continuing at your own pace. Once you’ve submitted those answers you will receive your speech 3 days later.

There is no editing or amendments available with this service. Through vast experience we’ve found that most people want to make their own finishing touches, and so to keep the costs down we’ve factored that into the service we offer.

We always work very hard to ensure that every client is thoroughly happy, however, if the speech fails to meet your expectations, then we’ll happily give you a full refund.